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The Attaché; or, Sam Slick in England — Volume 02 by Thomas Chandler Haliburton
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is some; there is a difference atween a country coat,
and a London coat; but still they look alike, and are
intended to be as near the same as they can. The appetite
is better than town folks, and there is more eatin' and
less talkin', but the talkin', like the eatin', is heavy
and solemcoloy.

"Now do, Mr. Poker, that's a good soul, now do, Squire,
look at the sarvants. Do you hear that feller, a blowin'
and a wheesin' like a hoss that's got the heaves? Well
he is so fat and lazy, and murders beef and beer so, he
has got the assmy, and walkin' puts him out o' breath--aint
it beautiful! Faithful old sarvant that, so attached to
the family! which means the family prog. Always to home!
which means he is always eatin' and drinkin', and hante
time to go out. So respectful! which means bowin' is an
everlastin' sight easier, and safer too, nor talkin' is.
So honest! which means, parquisites covers all he takes.
Keeps every thin' in such good order! which means he
makes the women do his work. Puts every thin' in it's
place, he is so methodical! which means, there is no
young children in the house, and old aunty always puts
things back where she takes 'em from. For she is a good
bit of stuff is aunty, as thin, tough, and soople as a
painter's palate knife. Oh, Lord! how I would like to
lick him with a bran new cow hide whip, round and round
the park, every day, an hour afore breakfast, to improve
his wind, and teach him how to mend his pace. I'd repair
his old bellowses for him, I know.

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