A Sentimental Journey Through France and Italy by Laurence Sterne
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satisfied the sentiment, and found, moreover, That the honour of
beating a drum was likely to be its own reward, as it open'd no further track of glory to him,--he retired a ses terres, and lived comme il plaisoit a Dieu;--that is to say, upon nothing. - And so, quoth Wisdom, you have hired a drummer to attend you in this tour of yours through France and Italy!--Psha! said I, and do not one half of our gentry go with a humdrum compagnon du voyage the same round, and have the piper and the devil and all to pay besides? When man can extricate himself with an equivoque in such an unequal match,--he is not ill off.--But you can do something else, La Fleur? said I.--O qu'oui! he could make spatterdashes, and play a little upon the fiddle.--Bravo! said Wisdom.--Why, I play a bass myself, said I;--we shall do very well. You can shave, and dress a wig a little, La Fleur?--He had all the dispositions in the world.--It is enough for heaven! said I, interrupting him,--and ought to be enough for me.--So, supper coming in, and having a frisky English spaniel on one side of my chair, and a French valet, with as much hilarity in his countenance as ever Nature painted in one, on the other,--I was satisfied to my heart's content with my empire; and if monarchs knew what they would be at, they might be as satisfied as I was. MONTREUIL. As La Fleur went the whole tour of France and Italy with me, and will be often upon the stage, I must interest the reader a little further in his behalf, by saying, that I had never less reason to |
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