The Politeness of Princes - and Other School Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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he belonged to the school. Evidently a devotee of the advertised
"public-school" shillingsworth, and one who, as urged by the small bills, had come early to avoid the rush. "Step right in, mister," he said, moving aside from the doorway. "And what can I do for _you_?" "Are you the manager of this place?" asked Dunstable--for the youth was that strategist, and no other. "On the bull's eye first time," replied the manager with easy courtesy. "Will you take a cigar or a cocoa-nut?" "Can I have a bit of a talk with you, if you aren't busy?" "Sure. Step right in." "Now, sir," said the manager, "what's _your_ little trouble?" "It's about this public school tea business," said Dunstable. "It's rather a shame, you see. Before you came bargeing in, everybody used to go to Cook's." "And now," interrupted the manager, "they come to us. Correct, sir. We _are_ the main stem. And why not?" "Cook's such a good sort." "I should like to know him," said the manager politely. "You see," said Dunstable, "it doesn't so much matter about the other things you sell; but Cook's simply relies on giving fellows tea in the |
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