The Politeness of Princes - and Other School Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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"It's awfully hard to hear the bell from where I sleep, sir." Owing to the increased numbers of the house this term Chapple had been removed from his dormitory proper to a small room some distance away. "Nonsense. The bell can be heard perfectly well all over the house." There was reason in what he said. Herbert, who woke the house of a morning, did so by ringing a bell. It was a big bell, and he enjoyed ringing it. Few sleepers, however sound, could dream on peacefully through Herbert's morning solo. After five seconds of it they would turn over uneasily. After seven they would sit up. At the end of the first quarter of a minute they would be out of bed, and you would be wondering where they picked up such expressions. Chapple murmured wordlessly in reply. He realised that his defence was a thin one. Mr. Seymour followed up his advantage. "You will write a hundred lines of Vergil," he said, "and if you are late again to-morrow I shall double them." Chapple retired. This, he felt, was a crisis. He had been pursuing his career of unpunctuality so long that he had never quite realised that a time might come when the authorities would drop on him. For a moment he felt that it was impossible, that he could not meet Mr. Seymour's wishes in the matter; but the bull-dog pluck of the true Englishman caused him to reconsider this. He would at least have a dash at it. |
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