The Politeness of Princes - and Other School Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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"Good-bye, Tom, dear."
Chorus of aunts and other supers: "Goodbye, Tom." Tom (comprehensively): "G'bye." The train left the station. * * * * * Kennedy, the head of Dencroft's, said that when he wanted his study turned into a beastly furnace, he would take care to let Spencer know. He pointed out that just because it was his habit to warm the study during the winter months, there was no reason why Spencer should light the gas-stove on an afternoon in the summer term when the thermometer was in the eighties. Spencer thought he might want some muffins cooked for tea, did he? Kennedy earnestly advised Spencer to give up thinking, as Nature had not equipped him for the strain. Thinking necessitated mental effort, and Spencer, in Kennedy's opinion, had no mind, but rubbed along on a cheap substitute of mud and putty. More chatty remarks were exchanged, and then Spencer tore himself away from the pleasant interview, and went downstairs to the junior study, where he remarked to his friend Phipps that Life was getting a bit thick. "What's up now?" inquired Phipps. "Everything. We've just had a week of term, and I've been in extra once already for doing practically nothing, and I've got a hundred |
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