The Politeness of Princes - and Other School Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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Dunstable hastened to tell of his own good fortune. Linton was impressed by the coincidence. "I tell you what," he said, "we score either way. Because if we never get any more lines----" Dunstable laughed. "Yes, I know," Linton went on, "we're bound to. But even supposing we don't, what we've got in stock needn't be wasted." "I don't see that," said Dunstable. "Going to have 'em bound in cloth and published? Or were you thinking of framing them?" "Why, don't you see? Sell them, of course. There are dozens of chaps in the school who would be glad of a few hundred lines cheap." "It wouldn't work. They'd be spotted." "Rot. It's been done before, and nobody said anything. A chap in Seymour's who left last Easter sold all his stock lines by auction on the last day of term. They were Virgil mostly and Greek numerals. They sold like hot cakes. There were about five hundred of them altogether. And I happen to know that every word of them has been given up and passed all right." "Well, I shall keep mine," said Dunstable. "I am sure to want all the lines in stock that I can get. I used to think Langridge was fairly bad in the way of impots, but Forman takes the biscuit easily. It |
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