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The Politeness of Princes - and Other School Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
page 73 of 114 (64%)
All orders, which will be promptly executed, should be forwarded to
Mr. P. A. Dunstable, 6 College Grounds, Locksley, or to Mr. C. J.
Linton, 10 College Grounds, Locksley. _Payment must be inclosed
with order, or the latter will not be executed._ Under no
conditions will notes of hand or cheques be accepted as legal
tender. There is no trust about us except the name.

Come in your thousands. We have lines for all. If the Trust's
stock of lines were to be placed end to end it would reach part
of the way to London. "You pay the threepence. We do the rest."

Then a blank space, after which came a few "unsolicited testimonials":

"Lower Fifth" writes: "I was set two hundred lines of Virgil on
Saturday last at one o'clock. Having laid in a supply from your
agency I was enabled to show them up at five minutes past one.
The master who gave me the commission was unable to restrain his
admiration at the rapidity and neatness of my work. You may make
what use of this you please."

"Dexter's House" writes: "Please send me one hundred (100) lines
from _Aeneid, Book Two_. Mr. Dexter was so delighted with the last
I showed him that he has asked me to do some more."

"Enthusiast" writes: "Thank you for your Greek numerals. Day took
them without blinking. So beautifully were they executed that I can
hardly believe even now that I did not write them myself."

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