The Politeness of Princes - and Other School Stories by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
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"Done 'em?" asked Linton.
"Not yet; no," replied Jackson. "More tea, please." "What you want to do, then," said Linton, "is to apply to the Locksley Lines Supplying Trust. That's what you must do." "You needn't rot a chap on a painful subject," protested Jackson. "I wasn't rotting," said Linton. "Why don't you apply to the Lines Trust?" "Then do you mean to say that there really is such a thing?" Jackson said incredulously. "Why I thought it was all a rag." "I know you did. It's the rotten sort of thing you would think. Rag, by Jove! Look at this. Now do you understand that this is a genuine concern?" He got up and went to the cupboard which filled the space between the stove and the bookshelf. From this resting-place he extracted a great pile of manuscript and dumped it down on the table with a bang which caused a good deal of Jackson's tea to spring from its native cup on to its owner's trousers. "When you've finished," protested Jackson, mopping himself with a handkerchief that had seen better days. "Sorry. But look at these. What did you say your impot was? Oh, I remember. Here you are. Two pages of 'Quatre-Vingt Treize.' I don't |
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