always inspire confidence, even in tradesmen. But what proof have I
of their authenticity?

Jack. I have carefully preserved the Court Guides of the period.
They are open to your inspection, Lady Bracknell.

Lady Bracknell. [Grimly.] I have known strange errors in that
publication.

Jack. Miss Cardew's family solicitors are Messrs. Markby, Markby,
and Markby.

Lady Bracknell. Markby, Markby, and Markby? A firm of the very
highest position in their profession. Indeed I am told that one of
the Mr. Markby's is occasionally to be seen at dinner parties. So
far I am satisfied.

Jack. [Very irritably.] How extremely kind of you, Lady Bracknell!
I have also in my possession, you will be pleased to hear,
certificates of Miss Cardew's birth, baptism, whooping cough,
registration, vaccination, confirmation, and the measles; both the
German and the English variety.

Lady Bracknell. Ah! A life crowded with incident, I see; though
perhaps somewhat too exciting for a young girl. I am not myself in
favour of premature experiences. [Rises, looks at her watch.]
Gwendolen! the time approaches for our departure. We have not a
moment to lose. As a matter of form, Mr. Worthing, I had better ask
you if Miss Cardew has any little fortune?