hear of such excesses. Lord Bracknell would be highly displeased if
he learned that that was the way in which you wasted your time and
money.

Chasuble. Am I to understand then that there are to be no
christenings at all this afternoon?

Jack. I don't think that, as things are now, it would be of much
practical value to either of us, Dr. Chasuble.

Chasuble. I am grieved to hear such sentiments from you, Mr.
Worthing. They savour of the heretical views of the Anabaptists,
views that I have completely refuted in four of my unpublished
sermons. However, as your present mood seems to be one peculiarly
secular, I will return to the church at once. Indeed, I have just
been informed by the pew-opener that for the last hour and a half
Miss Prism has been waiting for me in the vestry.

Lady Bracknell. [Starting.] Miss Prism! Did I bear you mention a
Miss Prism?

Chasuble. Yes, Lady Bracknell. I am on my way to join her.

Lady Bracknell. Pray allow me to detain you for a moment. This
matter may prove to be one of vital importance to Lord Bracknell and
myself. Is this Miss Prism a female of repellent aspect, remotely
connected with education?

Chasuble. [Somewhat indignantly.] She is the most cultivated of
ladies, and the very picture of respectability.