Frenzied Fiction by Stephen Leacock
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all to typify the spirit of the place, without reference
to any particular time or generation." "Father Knickerbocker!" I murmured, as I felt myself dozing off to sleep, rocked by the motion of the car. "Father Knickerbocker, how strange if he could be here again and see the great city as we know it now! How different from his day! How I should love to go round New York and show it to him as it is." So I mused and dozed till the very rumble of the wheels seemed to piece together in little snatches. "Father Knickerbocker--Father Knickerbocker--the Battery--the Battery--citizens walking with their wives, with their wives--their own wives"--until presently, I imagine, I must have fallen asleep altogether and knew no more till my journey was over and I found myself among the roar and bustle of the concourse of the Grand Central. And there, lo and behold, waiting to meet me, was Father Knickerbocker himself! I know not how it happened, by what queer freak of hallucination or by what actual miracle--let those explain it who deal in such things --but there he stood before me, with an outstretched hand and a smile of greeting, Father Knickerbocker himself, the Embodied Spirit of New York. "How strange," I said. "I was just reading about you in a book on the train and imagining how much I should like actually to meet you and to show you round New York." |
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