Frenzied Fiction by Stephen Leacock
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at it now."
I began to realize that Father Knickerbocker, old as he was, had forgotten all the earlier times with which I associated his memory. There was nothing left but the _cabarets_, and the Gardens, the Palm Rooms, and the ukuleles of to-day. Behind that his mind refused to travel. "Don't you remember," I asked, "the apple orchards and the quiet groves of trees that used to line Broadway long ago?" "Groves!" he said. "I'll show you a grove, a coconut grove"--here he winked over his wineglass in a senile fashion--"that has apple-trees beaten from here to Honolulu." Thus he babbled on. All through our meal his talk continued: of _cabarets_ and dances, or fox-trots and midnight suppers, of blondes and brunettes, "peaches" and "dreams," and all the while his eye roved incessantly among the tables, resting on the women with a bold stare. At times he would indicate and point out for me some of what he called the "representative people" present. "Notice that man at the second table," he would whisper across to me. "He's worth all the way to ten millions: made it in Government contracts; they tried to send him to the penitentiary last fall but they can't get him--he's |
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