Frenzied Fiction by Stephen Leacock
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"Very good. How soon can you start?" "As soon as I have paid the few bills that I owe in Berlin," I replied. "We can hardly wait for that," said my chief, "and in case it might excite comment. You must start to-night!" "Very good," I said. "Such," said the Baron, "are the Kaiser's orders. Here is an American passport and a photograph that will answer the purpose. The likeness is not great, but it is sufficient." "But," I objected, abashed for a moment, "this photograph is of a man with whiskers and I am, unfortunately, clean-shaven." "The orders are imperative," said Gestern, with official hauteur. "You must start to-night. You can grow whiskers this afternoon." "Very good," I replied. "And now to the business of your mission," continued the Baron. "The United States, as you have perhaps heard, is making war against Germany." |
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