L'Assommoir by Émile Zola
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This delicate joke was perpetrated by Coupeau in the throat, without
the smallest movement of his lips. This feat always met with such success that he never ordered a meal anywhere without a rabbit stew. The ladies wiped their eyes with their napkins because they laughed so much. Mme Fauconnier begged for the head--she adored the head--and Boche asked especially for onions. Mme Lerat compressed her lips and said morosely: "Of course. I might have known that!" Mme Lerat was a hard-working woman. No man had ever put his nose within her door since her widowhood, and yet her instincts were thoroughly bad; every word uttered by others bore to her ears a double meaning, a coarse allusion sometimes so deeply veiled that no one but herself could grasp its meaning. Boche leaned over her with a sensual smile and entreated an explanation. She shook her head. "Of course," she repeated. "Onions! I knew it!" Everybody was talking now, each of his own trade. Madinier declared that boxmaking was an art, and he cited the New Year bonbon boxes as wonders of luxury. Lorilleux talked of his chains, of their delicacy and beauty. He said that in former times jewelers wore swords at their sides. Coupeau described a weathercock made by one of his comrades out of tin. Mme Lerat showed Bibi-la-Grillade how a rose stem was made by |
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