result; but more will materialize if you increase the ingredients
proportionately.

Take two kilowatts of ammoniated quinine and beat up with one very large
egg--a swan's for choice. Add gradually ten ounces of piperazine, a pint
of Harrogate water and inhale leisurely through a zoetrope.

MELISANDE.

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[Illustration]

_Extract from Hun airman's report_. "WE DROPPED BOMBS ON A BRITISH
FORMATION, CAUSING THE TROOPS TO DISPERSE AND RUN ABOUT IN A
PANIC-STRICKEN MANNER."

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The New Plutocracy.

"Munition Lady wants to buy Piano and Wardrobe; cash."--_North
Star._

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"Goats' cheese is tasty and nourishing and more easily made than
butter; and in winter time the humblest of sheds will suffice for
its sleeping place."--_Daily Mail._