Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, July 4, 1917 by Various
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And now (worse sacrilege than that) you
Propose to take yon regal statue, That godlike effigy, and make a gun Of WILLIAM ONE! What will _He_ say when you reduce His Relative to cannon-juice? The prospect must be pretty rotten If thus the Never-To-Be-Forgotten Is treated, like the corpses of your friends, For useful ends. I hear the ALL-HIGHEST mutter, "Ha! They're liquefying Grandpapa! The nation's needs, that grow acuter, Count sacred things as so much pewter; Even my holy crown may go some day Down the red way!" O.S. * * * * * LE SENEGALAIS. Samedou Kieta sat up in bed with a child's primer open before him. "M--A," he spelled. Then, after an incredibly long time of patient puzzling, "M--A--MA. Oui, MA. Y a bon!" and embraced the whole ward in one wide white grin before turning to the next syllable, "M--A--N." Once more the puzzled frown on the black face, once more the whispered hints |
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