Mrs. Korner Sins Her Mercies by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
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British drama. The first time she witnessed the real thing, which
happened just precisely a month later, long after the conversation here recorded had been forgotten by the parties most concerned, no one could have been more utterly astonished than was Mrs. Korner. How it came about Mr. Korner was never able to fully satisfy himself. Mr. Korner was not the type that serves the purpose of the temperance lecturer. His "first glass" he had drunk more years ago than he could recollect, and since had tasted the varied contents of many others. But never before had Mr. Korner exceeded, nor been tempted to exceed, the limits of his favourite virtue, moderation. "We had one bottle of claret between us," Mr. Korner would often recall to his mind, "of which he drank the greater part. And then he brought out the little green flask. He said it was made from pears--that in Peru they kept it specially for Children's parties. Of course, that may have been his joke; but in any case I cannot see how just one glass--I wonder could I have taken more than one glass while he was talking." It was a point that worried Mr. Korner. The "he" who had talked, possibly, to such bad effect was a distant cousin of Mr. Korner's, one Bill Damon, chief mate of the steamship _La Fortuna_. Until their chance meeting that afternoon in Leadenhall Street, they had not seen each other since they were boys together. The _Fortuna_ was leaving St. Katherine's Docks early the next morning bound for South America, and it might be years before they met again. As Mr. Damon pointed out, Fate, by thus throwing them into each other's arms, clearly intended they should have a cosy dinner together that very evening in the captain's cabin of the _Fortuna_. |
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