A Man of Means by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse
page 76 of 116 (65%)
page 76 of 116 (65%)
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paragraph was not particularly interesting. It gave a brief account of
some large deal which Mr. Windlebird was negotiating. Roland did not understand a word of it, but it gave him an idea. [*] He is a character in the Second Episode, a fraudulent financier. Mr. Windlebird's financial standing, he knew, was above suspicion. Mr. Windlebird had made that clear to him during his visit. There could be no possibility of offending Mr. Windlebird by a paragraph or two about the manners and customs of financiers. Phrases which his kindly host had used during his visit came back to him, and with them inspiration. Within five minutes he had compiled the following WE JUST WANT TO KNOW, YOU KNOW WHO is the eminent financier at present engaged upon one of his biggest deals? WHETHER the public would not be well-advised to look a little closer into it before investing their money? IF it is not a fact that this gentleman has bought a first-class ticket to the Argentine in case of accidents? WHETHER he may not have to use it at any moment? After that it was easy. Ideas came with a rush. By the end of an hour he had completed a Scandal Page of which Mr. Petheram himself might have been proud, without a suggestion of slipping it into Percy. He |
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