More Bab Ballads by Sir W. S. (William Schwenck) Gilbert
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Would use such awful terms.
And so, when BISHOP PETER came (That was the kindly Bishop's name), He heard these dreadful oaths with shame, And chid their want of dress. (Except a shell--a bangle rare-- A feather here--a feather there The South Pacific Negroes wear Their native nothingness.) He taught them that a Bishop loathes To listen to disgraceful oaths, He gave them all his left-off clothes-- They bent them to his will. The Bishop's gift spreads quickly round; In PETER'S left-off clothes they bound (His three-and-twenty suits they found In fair condition still). The Bishop's eyes with water fill, Quite overjoyed to find them still Obedient to his sovereign will, And said, "Good Rum-ti-Foo! Half-way I'll meet you, I declare: I'll dress myself in cowries rare, And fasten feathers in my hair, And dance the 'Cutch-chi-boo!'" {11} And to conciliate his See |
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