D'ye see?
Who had pity on a poor Parley-voo!



Ballad: The Englishman



He is an Englishman!
For he himself has said it,
And it's greatly to his credit,
That he is an Englishman!
For he might have been a Roosian,
A French, or Turk, or Proosian,
Or perhaps Itali-an!
But in spite of all temptations,
To belong to other nations,
He remains an Englishman!
Hurrah!
For the true-born Englishman!



Ballad: The Disagreeable Man



If you give me your attention, I will tell you what I am:
I'm a genuine philanthropist - all other kinds are sham.