with his government, it was generally agreed that he was better fitted
for his position than anyone of the Titans would have been. No one knows
what was the ultimate fate of JUPITER. He was, however, dethroned by the
Emperor CONSTANTINE, and was never afterwards heard of; though it is
well known that the inhabitants of certain inland counties of New Jersey
still believe in his existence, and have not yet heard of CONSTANTINE'S
reformation.

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Imperial Conundrum with an Irreconcilable Answer.

Why is Paris the greatest place in the world for the prosecution of
newspaper enterprises?

Because there all newspaper enterprises are prosecuted.

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A Hanging that Ought to be "Played Out."

That practised by the "hanging committee" of the Academy of Design.

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Apropos of Theodora Thomas' Concerts.

Come into the garden Maudlin.

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