Exclusively for beginners.

Together with

"RESEARCHES IN THE POCKETS OF OUR SUBSCRIBERS;"

With appropriate-(ing) views.

[Illustration: (_Faithful Preceptress_) "Now you know where the
gluteal muscle is?"]


In order to insure the widest possible influence, and consequently
usefulness, we are prepared to offer the most

LIBERAL TERMS.

Any one sending us full subscription price, and ten dollars additional,
will be entitled to

ONE OF OUR AUTOGRAPH ESSAYS.

Any one sending us the names of thirty new subscribers will receive by
mail, post-paid,

OUR PHOTOGRAPH;

Or, if preferred, Luther's wedding-ring and mug; or, our own wedding-ring,
with the mugs of our wife and children.