Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 15, July 9, 1870 by Various
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page 46 of 80 (57%)
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keep the meadows green."
* * * * * LOVE IN A BOARDING-HOUSE. Miss SARAH SAGOE'S boarding-house--I recommend her steaks; Two plates of pudding she allows, and--oh! what buckwheat cakes! We're all so very fond of them, (we deprecate the grease,) But we'd a greater fondness for Miss SARAH SAGOE'S niece. In heavenly blue her eyes surpassed--the milk; "her teeth were pearl." That's BROWN! Poetic genius, BROWN, (devoted to that girl.) JOE TROTT to flowers took; SAWTELL, and PETERS to croquet; GREEN thrumbed guitar; while as for me, I sighed and pined away. Not one but lost his appetite--at no less price for board. Meanwhile this heartless ARABELLE, by all of us adored, Gives out that she's to marry a rich broker from New York; We heard the news at dinner--down dropped each knife and fork. We're glad our eyes are open now, though every one's a dupe, 'Tis queer we didn't see before how she dipped up the soup; And, now I think it over, I wonder man could wish To win that hand unmerciful that so harpooned the fish. "That vulgar girl," as JOE TROTT says, "a helpmeet fine will make"-- She never failed to help herself most handsomely to steak; The pudding holds out better now that she is gone away-- And it's consolation precious that I've not her board to pay. |
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