7.

There was an Old Person of Chili,
Whose conduct was painful and silly;
He sate on the stairs,
Eating apples and pears,
That imprudent Old Person of Chili.



8.

There was an Old Man with a gong,
Who bumped at it all the day long;
But they called out, "O law!
You"re a horrid old bore!"
So they smashed that Old Man with a gong.



9.

There was an Old Lady of Chertsey,
Who made a remarkable curtsey;
She twirled round and round,
Till she sunk underground,
Which distressed all the people of Chertsey.