Pee-Wee Harris by Percy Keese Fitzhugh
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other hand as low as he could and the postman, smiling, stuck the
corner of the coveted letter into the mealy substance of the banana. "You win," the postman repeated laughingly; "it shows what Scout Harris can do with food." "Food will win the war," Pee-Wee shouted. "You thought you could make me throwaway my banana but you couldn't. I knew a man that died from not eating a banana, I did." "Explain all that," the postman said. "He threw a banana away on his porch instead of eating it and later he stepped on it and slid down the steps and broke his leg and they took him to the hospital and compilations set in and he got pneumonia and died from not eating that banana. So there." "That's a very fine argument." the postman said as he went away. "I know better ones than that." Pee-Wee shouted after him. CHAPTER II A TRAGIC PREDICAMENT So there he sat upon his precarious perch trying to reassume the posture which insured a good balance, clinging to the trunk with one hand and to the banana with the other. |
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