people laugh.

TWINS, Siamese, two men who were closer than brothers.

TWIST, Oliver, one of those unfortunates whose history had to
be divulged for the financial gain of a great writer and many
theatrical mangers.



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UFFIZI, an Italian who prevented scores of the old masters from
starving to death by filling his house in Florence with their
canvases. Since the Morgan art raid the market price has
advanced and U.'s investment has become profitable.

ULYSSES, warrior, inventor, and traveler. Sprang into fame at
the siege of Troy, where he invented the horse which recaptured
Helen. Escaped from Polyphemus, a one-eyed giant, by sticking
a burning telegraph pole in his eye. Later performed his
greatest feat by evading the Sirens. Stayed away from home so
much his wife forgot what he looked like. His dog, however,
recalled the scent and prevented U. from sleeping in the barn.
Press Agent: Homer. Recreation: Travel, wars. Address:
Ithaca.

UNDERWOOD, Oscar, known as Underwood Bill. A gentleman from
Alabama who walked in a presidential, but ran in a senatorial,
race. He had something to do with the high cost of tariffing.