and played with her thumbs.

VITUS, Saint, dancing master whose repertoire did not include
the turkey trot.

VOLTAIRE, a Frenchman who went around with a bad taste in his
mouth.

VULCAN, fireman and tinsmith. Made a number of celebrated
forgings. Had a career like the ancients and fell in love with
Venus.



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WAGNER, Dick, a Dutchman who wrote a few sheets of music, went
into the opera business, but died before the good singers or
Hammerstein prices appeared.

WALKER, Johnnie, 1820. Spent most of his life at your favorite
bar until you appeared.

WALTON, Isaac, he was the fellow who started those awful fish
stories.

WASHINGTON, George, child model, father, etc. Spent early days
chopping trees, holding conversations with his father, killing
Indians, and being brave. Later he drove those tea-selling
Englishmen from the United States, said farewell to his troops,