toured the world, but shot no game in Africa or Monte Carlo.
Was the father of Bryanism, an odious word meaning things
Bryan. Later secured one Wilson to attend to Washington detail
work. Motto: All things come to him with bait. Ambition:
Short ballot with one name. Publications: The Commoner, a
newspaper devoted to Bryan advertisements. Address: Mail
forwarded from Washington. Epitaph: He Will Rise Again.

BUCHANAN, J. C., manufacturer of the Scotchman's delight and
weakness. He showed the world the excellence of two colors, and
caused many a man to lose the keyhole.

BUDDHA, a prince of India who tired of good times and turned
reformer. Advised his congregations to adopt the recall and
referendum. Nailed several anti-saloon and burlesque planks in
his platform. After B.'s death his friends filled the Orient
with his bronzes. He was fat and wore a fascinating wart on his
forehead.

BULL, John, a fine, fat, American-beef fed individual who
inhabits a suffragette-infested island somewhere in the North
Atlantic. Born several hundred years ago and is beginning to
show his age. Is fond of the sea and is said to have a fine
fleet. This has had off years, notably 1812. B. has had
trouble with a son who wishes to leave the paternal protection.
Is fearless except when faced by a hunger strike, the Pankhurst
family, and thoughts of Germany. Patronizes a costly social
organization known as the Royal Family, or a reception
committee for American heiresstocracy, which also dedicates
buildings, poses for stamps, post-cards, motion pictures and