government. Legends prevail to the effect that he patterned
his actions on a Napoleon-Roosevelt policy. He also was
requested to move. Ambition: A revolution with himself on
top. Recreation: The fandango. Address: Fifty years in the
White House of Mexico. Epitaph: Wilson Never Bothered Me.

DICE, see Thomas and Harry.

DICE, Diamond, American ten-cent adventurer; friend of the
messenger boys and embryo criminals. His biography formed an
important part in the lives of the boys who never visited the
Carnegie libraries.

DICKENS, Charles, an English writer who wrote.

DIN, Gunga, a limpin' lump of brick dust, water carrier.
Employed in H. R. H. service in India. Wore few clothes.
Fought in many battles. Frequently gave bad water to soldiers.
Rescued Thomas Atkins, but was shot while in the act. Saved
the government the price of a medal. His pathetic story was
widely published. Later it fell into disfavor in the U. S. and
Great Britain, it now being considered a crime to recite the
story. Ambition: To come back like Sherlock Holmes.
Recreation: Sleep. Address: Care of biographer.

DIOGENES, the most foolish man who ever lived. He endeavored
to find something with a lantern which could not even be
located with a searchlight. Ambition: A brighter lantern.
Recreation: Cleaning globes. Address: Tub. Epitaph: Here
Lies A Man Who Attempted The Impossible.