EYRE, Jane, an old maid school teacher, who married a rich
husband after the fashion of books.



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FAGAN, the Hebrew benefactor of Oliver Twist, whose name did
not fit his religion.

FAHRENHEIT, inventor of an instrument which enables a person to
ascertain whether the weather is warm or cold.

FAILURE, T. H. E., a failure. Supposed to have idled away his
younger days. Believed to have dissipated. Said not to have
applied himself to school or business. Found fault with life
and everybody, but was never wrong himself. Unpopular. A
great blamer. A lover of revolvers, rivers, and the poor house.
Frequently seen in the under world. Ambition: The other
fellow. Recreation: Too much. Address: All large cities.
Clubs: None. Epitaph: Here Lies A Man Who Never Really
Tried.

FALLIERES, Armand, occupied a prominent position in the French
government for seven years. One of the most distinguished of
the vast collection of ex-presidents now scattered over the
world.

FALSTAFF, a celebrated drunk.