writer who ever lived. Spent early childhood in infancy. At
the age of fourteen began shaving and wearing long trousers. At
twenty-one G. was considered of age. Began writing while a
child. Penmanship so poor he took to the typewriter. Wrote Who
Was Who with hope someone would purchase it. Some one did.
Ambition: (He considers this personal and will not be quoted.)
Recreation: Looking for publishers. Address: Paris when
financially able. Other times in one of those confounded
newspaper offices.

GORKY, M., a resident of Russia who became unpopular with the
government and moved. He endeavored to make a lecture tour of
the United States accompanied by another man's wife. Learned
that this was not the usual custom in America. His managers
and hotel proprietors requested him to continue his travels.
Ambition: A czarless Russia; less fussy people. Publications:
Much unpatriotic literature.

GRAY, the man who wrote a clever cemetery poem, the first line
of which is remembered by everybody.

GREAT, Peter the, shipbuilder, and the only ruler of Russia who
never was bombarded. Was also unique in the fact that he
worked. Historians claim this was due to his poor salary.

GROAT, John, proprietor of a celebrated house located some
distance from Land's End.

GUILLOTIN, Doctor, a French inventor of a popular method of
decapitation, who had such confidence in his invention that he