child. Only calls after supper. Tells the little one he has
played enough for the day, and sprinkles some sand in his eyes.
When M. departs the little bundle is asleep in the nursery or
all cuddled up in Mother's lap. Ambition: Sand for the older
folks.

MANUEL, King, of England, and late of Portugal. Introduced
Parisian life into Lisbon. Was a very sweet and very wise
young man. Overlooked the fact that a king may rule a nation,
but frequently is a poor press agent. Became incensed at his
army and subjects. Moved in haste. Ambition: Lisbon and a
dancing queen. Recreation: Watch bill-boards. Address: Watch
bill-boards. Clubs: Down and Out. Epitaph: A Manuel And His
Kingdom Are Soon Parted.

MARAT, one of the fathers of the French Revolution, who could
rule a city, but not a woman.

MARCEL, Madame, of France. Discovered a good excuse for women
to gaze in mirrors. Also caused heartfailure on a rainy day.

MARCONI, Guglielmo, the man who made the inventors of telegraph
poles and wires look foolish. His inventions have made it
possible for New York stock brokers to continue their business
while journeying to Paris.

MARINER, A., traveler, albatross raiser. Gathered fame by
making a voyage with some dead ones. His feat has frequently
been duplicated on liners out of the regular tourist season.