Honi Soit Qui Mal y Pense.

MAXIM, no relation of the above, as he only manufactured things
to kill people, and not to financially ruin them.

MEDICI, Katie, an Italian French woman whose past was uncovered
by those historians. Was fond of poison, but did not care for
Methodists or Presbyterians.

MEDUSA, a celebrated ancient who had the delirium tremens in an
acute stage.

MELLIN, he was the man who tried to cheat the baby out of the
bottle.

MENDELSSOHN, wrote a tune which is usually played when a man
goes to his fate.

MENNEN, the manufacturer of a baby and good complexion
perquisite. Nothing like it for your face after shaving. His
picture has been widely distributed, but never admired.

MERCURY, errand boy for the gods. Wore a pair of winged feet
and feathers in his hat. Was also an artist's model.
Ambition: A telegraph. Recreation: Same as the gods.
Address: General delivery.

METHUSELAH, an ancient who was not like one in a thousand.

MICHEL, Saint, he kicked the devil out of paradise, and was