PANKHURST, Sylvia, a little Pankhurst who helps mamma break
things.

PANZA, Sancho, Don Quixote's interlocutor and stable boss.

PARIS, son of the King of Tyre, who ran away with another man's
wife named Helen. A city in France has been named to do him
honor.

PARNELL, C. S., father of the downfall of English ministries
and Ulster. Born of Irish parents. First man to successfully
explode dynamite in Parliament without being executed.
Ambition: An Ulsterless Ireland, a Conservativeless England.
Address: Close to the English ministry. Epitaph: The Bills
Men Introduced Live After Them.

PARSIFAL, the longest-winded singer who ever stepped on an
opera stage.

PASTEUR, Doctor, discoverer. Experimented with mad dogs until
he came to the conclusion they should be shot or chained. A
subway station in Paris has been named after him.

PATRICK, Saint, a Scotchman who drove all the snakes out of
Ireland with the exception of those in bottles. Also
introduced the brogue and the shamrock into the Emerald Isle.

PAT, also of Ireland. At an early age he emigrated to the
United States. There he took up the hod-carrying business.