and themselves out of the government jails.

ARNOLD, Benedict, a man who sent his name down through history
with a bad odor attached to it.

ARTHUR, King, a very dead English sovereign who manufactured
the Round Table, and did all the things a good English king
should do. Little is known of his Prince of Waleshood. Was
crowned in Westminster Abbey, but without the American
contingent. Became proficient as a knight. Stayed away from
the palace so much his queen began flirting. Al's sword was a
wonder. Press Agent: Lord Tennyson. recreation: Grailing.
Address: Windsor, Buckingham.

ASQUITH, Herbert Henry, an Englishman who helped run things in
his country before 1908, and who ran things after 1908. Was
also a favorite rallying point for suffragettes. Led a
successful wing-dipping expedition against some of his
countrymen who held titles to names and property. Also juggled
dynamite in Parliament (see Lloyd-George). Ambition: Women
without ambitions. Recreation: Dodging, golf. Address:
Constantly in danger of a change. Clubs: Favored Radical.

ATKINS, Thomas, celebrated red-coat-wearing dandy who flirts
with nurses and cooks, spends his time boasting about South
Africa and the U. S. A., posing for motion pictures, and
exhibiting royalty. Authorities differ as to his marksmanship,
although it is now conceded he can often hit a man-sized target
at the distance of 4 feet 3 inches. Weather, however, must be
clear. Is an authority on creases, backbone, accent, and tea.