Humoresque - A Laugh on Life with a Tear Behind It by Fannie Hurst
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dollar his mother wants he should have, all right, a birthday present! I
give you my word till I'm ashamed for Naftel, every toy in his shelves is pulled down. Such a cow--that shakes with his head--" "No--no--no!" This from young Leon, beating at his mother's skirts. Again the upraised but never quite descending hand of his father. "By golly! I'll 'no--no' you!" "Abrahm--go 'way! Baby, what did papa do?" Then Mr. Kantor broke into an actual tarantella of rage, his hands palms up and dancing. "'What did papa do?' she asks. She's got easy asking. 'What did papa do?' The whole shop, I tell you. A sheep with a baa inside when you squeeze on him--games--a horn so he can holler my head off--such a knife like Izzie's with a scissors in it. 'Leon,' I said, ashamed for Naftel, 'that's a fine knife like Izzie's so you can cut up with. All right, then'--when I see how he hollers--'such a box full of soldiers to have war with.' 'Dollar seventy-five,' says Naftel. 'All right, then,' I says, when I seen how he keeps hollering. 'Give you a dollar fifteen for 'em.' I should make myself small for fifteen cents more. 'Dollar fifteen,' I says--anything so he should shut up with his hollering for what he seen in the window." "He seen something in the window he wanted, Abrahm?" "Didn't I tell you? A feedle! A four-dollar feedle! A moosicer, so we |
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