Humoresque - A Laugh on Life with a Tear Behind It by Fannie Hurst
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"You'd shove over the Goddess of Liberty if you thought she had her foot on a meal ticket." "Yes; and if I busted her, you could build a new one on the lunch money you've saved in your time." "Waldorf! You've got a fine chance with Minneapolis. You mean the Automat, and two spoons for the ice-cream." Miss Delehanty adjusted a highly eccentric hat, a small green velvet, outrageously tilted off the rear of its _bandeau_, and a wide black streamer flowing down over one shoulder. It was the match to the explosive effect of the _trotteur_ gown. She was Fashion's humoresque, except that Fashion has no sense of humor. Very presently Minneapolis would appraise her at two hundred and seventy-five as is. Miss Delehanty herself came cheaper. "Say, Hattie, don't let being an old man's darling go to your head. The grandchildren may issue an injunction." A flare of crimson rushed immediately over Miss Becker's face, spreading down into her neck. "You let him alone! He's a darn sight better than anything I've seen you girls picking for yourselves. You never met a man in your life whose name wasn't Johnnie. You couldn't land a John in a million years." Miss Delehanty raised her face from over a shoe-buckle. A stare began to set in, as obviously innocent as a small boy's between spitballs. |
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