Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 16, July 16, 1870 by Various
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While passengers did stare,
She smiling said, "Good sir, Shall I pass up your fare?" The young man started back As if he had been shot. Said he, "This dollar bill? I think I'd rather not!" The poor girl sat abashed, While every one began To have suspicions of This female gentleman. One morning, hast'ning home, It rained--to her regret, And just before her walked A young man getting wet. She stepped up to him quick, And said, with courtesy rare, "It's raining, sir; will you My large umbrella share?" The young man sprang aside, Beneath a leaky spout; The water from his clothes Ran like a stream for trout. His hand upon his watch |
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