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ALL STUFF!

That crusty old bachelor, CUMGRUMBLE, objects to the franchise being
extended to women, on the ground that, since they have become so
accustomed to padding their persons, they would inevitably take to
"stuffing" the ballot-boxes.

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CHICAGO ECCENTRICITIES.

A newspaper item tells about a horse in Chicago that chews tobacco.

Well, we can beat that in New York. Only a few days ago we saw Commodore
VANDERBILT driving one of his fast teams in Harlem Lane, and both the
horses were Smoking like mad.

But the item adds that the Chicago horse actually picks the hostler's
pocket of tobacco.

Well, that is just what one might expect of a Chicago horse.

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THE WATERING PLACES.


PUNCHINELLO'S VACATIONS.