Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 06, May 7, 1870 by Various
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Is king of men for a' that.
The President knows how to beat In battle, siege, and a' that; But we're the lads for swift retreat, Although he growl, and a' that. For a' that and a' that, Our bonds and oaths and a' that, A bouncing swag's the better thing For gentlemen, and a' that. Then let us pray that come it may, As come it shall for a' that, That plundering gents may keep the sway, And help themselves, and a' that. For a' that and a' that. Leg bail's the thing, and a' that; For travelling improves the mind, The body saves, and a' that. * * * * * THE THIRTEENTH MAN IN THE OMNIBUS. The New-York omnibus was constructed to seat and carry twelve persons; certainly not more. Indeed, when twelve men, of nominal size, sit squarely on the seats and do not clownishly cross their legs, one may ride in an omnibus with comfort. Nay, with these conditions, he _may_ generally escape having his toes crushed, his shins kicked, his shoes soiled, or his trowsers daubed with mud by his neighbor. But alas! how |
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