Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 07, May 14, 1870 by Various
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_D_. "Rings?" Are they anything like the New-York Rings you have read
about? _F_. Well, yes; no, not exactly; but a Ring within a Ring, is a phrase that applies to both subjects, just now. _D_. Oh, pshaw! I thought you meant finger-rings! What does Saturn want of Rings? _F_. And what does New-York want of 'em. They are _there_, and there they'll stay! _D_. But _I_ mean, what does a _gentleman_ want of rings? _F_. Don't we find, every where, that the most Saturnine, the dullest, and stupidest, and lowest, are generally the fondest of this sort of ornament? _D_. Oh, dear! Father, how you _do_ try me! (Do see him, gazing away, when he _knows_ I'm dying to get a squint! He pays me no more attention than though I was a mere ANTHONY! Why, what ails him?) Father! Father, dear! what--what's the matter? Why are you crying? _F_. Come here, and look; quick! Oh, HELENE; isn't it horrible? _D_. Why--what is it, father? Console yourself; it is a good way off to say the least! [Looks a moment.] Why, it's those savage Freedmen, I do declare! about to sacrifice that amiable-looking white! A tender-looking man; is he what they call a Ku--Ku-- |
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