Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 30, October 22, 1870 by Various
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That patch is good for melons. Why the deuce
Don't you convert those swamps to better use? Beets are a paying crop, and don't cost much To raise; so's cabbage, pumpkins, squash, and such; They'll always sell and bring you back your money-- No bees? The mischief! What d'ye do for honey? Sir, let me tell you plainly you're an ass-- Just look at those ten acres gone to grass! Put turnips in 'em. Timothy don't pay-- Can't cattle feed on anything but hay? I don't consider hogs a first-class crop; Give me my own free choice, sir, and I'd swap The best of 'em for strawberries or sheep-- But let me say again, you must plough deep; The trouble with our farmers is, that they Can't be induced to look beyond to-day; Let them get sub-soil ploughs and turn up sand And hang it, sir! let them manure their land. * * * * * SALVATION FOR EUROPE. Some hope that the great Powers of Europe may yet be saved from a fate similar to that of the Kilkenny Cats, is to be found in the fact that General BURNSIDE, favorably known in Rhode Island, is making arrangements for bringing about peace between France and Germany. It has already been said by journalists of mark, that, unless Providence |
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