Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven by Mark Twain
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when I said it.
He looked at me very stern, and says-- "That is not true; and this is not the place for prevarication. You wandered from your course. How did that happen?" Says I, blushing again-- "I'm sorry, and I take back what I said, and confess. I raced a little with a comet one day--only just the least little bit--only the tiniest lit--" "So--so," says he--and without any sugar in his voice to speak of. I went on, and says-- "But I only fell off just a bare point, and I went right back on my course again the minute the race was over." "No matter--that divergence has made all this trouble. It has brought you to a gate that is billions of leagues from the right one. If you had gone to your own gate they would have known all about your world at once and there would have been no delay. But we will try to accommodate you." He turned to an under clerk and says-- "What system is Jupiter in?" "I don't remember, sir, but I think there is such a planet in one |
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