Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven by Mark Twain
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seen swarming to that gate, up to this time, were just like that
creature. I tried to run across somebody I was acquainted with, but they were out of acquaintances of mine just then. So I thought the thing all over and finally sidled back there pretty meek and feeling rather stumped, as you may say. "Well?" said the head clerk. "Well, sir," I says, pretty humble, "I don't seem to make out which world it is I'm from. But you may know it from this--it's the one the Saviour saved." He bent his head at the Name. Then he says, gently-- "The worlds He has saved are like to the gates of heaven in number- -none can count them. What astronomical system is your world in?-- perhaps that may assist." "It's the one that has the sun in it--and the moon--and Mars"--he shook his head at each name--hadn't ever heard of them, you see-- "and Neptune--and Uranus--and Jupiter--" "Hold on!" says he--"hold on a minute! Jupiter . . . Jupiter . . . Seems to me we had a man from there eight or nine hundred years ago--but people from that system very seldom enter by this gate." All of a sudden he begun to look me so straight in the eye that I thought he was going to bore through me. Then he says, very deliberate, "Did you come STRAIGHT HERE from your system?" "Yes, sir," I says--but I blushed the least little bit in the world |
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