Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven by Mark Twain
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The under clerk answered up prompt and says--
"There ain't any such orb." "ORB?" says I. "Why, what are you talking about, young man? It ain't an orb; it's a country; it's a continent. Columbus discovered it; I reckon likely you've heard of HIM, anyway. America--why, sir, America--" "Silence!" says the head clerk. "Once for all, where--are--you-- FROM?" "Well," says I, "I don't know anything more to say--unless I lump things, and just say I'm from the world." "Ah," says he, brightening up, "now that's something like! WHAT world?" Peters, he had ME, that time. I looked at him, puzzled, he looked at me, worried. Then he burst out-- "Come, come, what world?" Says I, "Why, THE world, of course." "THE world!" he says. "H'm! there's billions of them! . . . Next!" That meant for me to stand aside. I done so, and a sky-blue man with seven heads and only one leg hopped into my place. I took a walk. It just occurred to me, then, that all the myriads I had |
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