Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven by Mark Twain
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that remark was too tedious for him--he couldn't stand it. He
turned to the mate, and says he-- "Have we got brimstone enough of our own to make the trip?" "Yes, sir." "Sure?" "Yes, sir--more than enough." "How much have we got in cargo for Satan?" "Eighteen hundred thousand billion quintillions of kazarks." "Very well, then, let his boarders freeze till the next comet comes. Lighten ship! Lively, now, lively, men! Heave the whole cargo overboard!" Peters, look me in the eye, and be calm. I found out, over there, that a kazark is exactly the bulk of a HUNDRED AND SIXTY-NINE WORLDS LIKE OURS! They hove all that load overboard. When it fell it wiped out a considerable raft of stars just as clean as if they'd been candles and somebody blowed them out. As for the race, that was at an end. The minute she was lightened the comet swung along by me the same as if I was anchored. The captain stood on the stern, by the after-davits, and put his thumb to his nose and sung out-- "Ta-ta! ta-ta! Maybe YOU'VE got some message to send your friends |
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