By all--except the KAISER.

O.S.

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THE PRUDENT ORATOR.

"The Premier was accompanied by Mrs. Lloyd George and his
laughter."

_Irish Daily Telegraph_.

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"Our new nippers are beginning to squeeze to some tune in France
and Belgium."

_Liverpool Daily Post_.

Try a little oil.

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We print (with shame and the consciousness of turpitude) the following
letter:--

"_Bed 56, E Block_, 11/9/1917.

"DEAR SIR,--This morning I was reading your edition dated September