Snake and Sword - A Novel by Percival Christopher Wren
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dig some worms for bait."
"Yes," agreed Lucille, and added, "Parse _Smellie,_" whereupon, with one voice and heart and purpose the twain broke into a paean, not of praise--a kind of tribal lay, and chanted:-- "_Smellie_--Very common noun, absurd person, singular back number, tutor gender, objectionable case governed by the word _I_," and so _da capo_. And yet the poor lady strove to do her duty in that station of life in which it had pleased Providence (or a drunken father) to place her--and to make the children "genteel". Had she striven to win their love instead, her ministrations might have had some effect (other than infinite irritation and bitter dislike). She was the Compleat Governess, on paper, and all that a person entrusted with the training of young children should not be, in reality. She had innumerable and admirable testimonials from various employers of what she termed "aristocratic standing"; endless certificates that testified unto her successful struggles in Music, Drawing, Needlework, German, French, Calisthenics, Caligraphy, and other mysteries, including the more decorous Sciences (against Physiology, Anatomy, Zoology, Biology, and Hygiene she set her face as subjects apt to be, at times, improper), and an appearance and manner themselves irrefragible proofs of the highest moral virtue. She also had the warm and unanimous witness of the children at Monksmead that she was a Beast. |
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