PUNCH,

OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

VOL. 153.



October 10, 1917.




CHARIVARIA.

"Of course I cannot be in France and America at the same time," said
Colonel ROOSEVELT to a New York interviewer. The EX-PRESIDENT is a
very capable man and we can only conclude that he has not been really
trying.

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"The Church of to-morrow is not to be built up of prodigal sons,"
said a speaker at the Congregational Conference. Fatted calves will,
however, continue to be a feature in Episcopal circles.

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A Berlin coal merchant has been suspended from business for being rude
to customers. It is obvious that the Prussian aristocracy will not