Punchinello, Volume 2, No. 39, December 24, 1870. by Various
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execution among this class. Never try lectures to young women with this
kind of bird. The bleached _blondes_ are difficult to handle. If you suspect the bleaching, try a judicious mixture of both kinds of ammunition. Some kinds of ammunition are adapted to all classes. Rings, especially diamonds, fans, bouquets, and jewels can be used in quantities only limited by the amount of your bank account, or of your employer's petty cash. I have seen a bracelet do the business at once, though, to be sure, it was a very gorgeous one. Serenades may be used to advantage, but care must be taken in selecting the songs and the windows. To a _blonde_ you may very well sing, "Thy eyes so blue, of violet hue;" to a _brunette_, "Black-eyed Mary" or Susan; to a bleached _blonde_, "I am dying, Egypt, dying." Never sing vulgar songs, which are used by hungry lovers of cooks, such as, "Wilt thou meat me to-night by the old garden gate," or, "Meat me by moonlight alone." CHAPTER III. BRINGING DOWN THE GAME. Nowhere is more real skill required than here; If you do not make a dead shot, you might better have saved your ammunition. Almost every wounded bird escapes. Always make sure of your aim, and, when you fire, bring down the bird. The proper course to pursue is this: carefully use your ammunition, and, when you think things are favorable, and you get a good sight, make your shot. You can always deliver it best on your knees. Be careful that there is no little sister or brother around when you go in for business, for snickering is catching, and the bird may fly before you have delivered your shot. |
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